Chief Treat Testing Officer
–
DogPlanet
Location:
Remote (but must be in a home with at least one Very Good Dog)
Reports to:
CEO (Chief Excited Over-dogs)
Job Overview:
DogPlanet is seeking a highly motivated and snack-driven
Chief Treat Testing Officer
to lead our rigorous, highly scientific (and slightly drooly) treat evaluation program. This top-dog role is responsible for sniffing out the best flavors, testing new treat recipes, and ensuring only the most tail-waggingly delicious snacks make it to our customers.
Key Responsibilities:
Conduct
thorough taste tests
with a panel of expert canine consultants.
Provide
honest, unfiltered feedback
(tail wags, zoomies, or dramatic side-eyes).
Oversee
treat durability tests
(a.k.a. “How many chomps until it’s gone?”).
Evaluate
treat crunch-to-chew ratio
with precision.
Report findings via
excited barking, begging for more, or suspicious sniffing
.
Requirements:
Must love dogs. Like,
really
love dogs.
At least
3+ years experience in dog-petting and snack-dispensing
.
Ability to interpret canine feedback (e.g., “Is that a happy boof or a ‘this is mid’ boof?”).
Comfortable with working in a fast-paced, fur-covered environment.
Perks & Benefits:
Unlimited treats (for research purposes, of course).
A workplace full of
good boys and girls
.
The ability to say you literally
get paid to give dogs snacks
.
Apply today and help shape the future of dog snacking at DogPlanet!