Chief Treat Testing Officer

Chief Treat Testing Officer – DogPlanet Location: Remote (but must be in a home with at least one Very Good Dog) Reports to: CEO (Chief Excited Over-dogs) Job Overview: DogPlanet is seeking a highly motivated and snack-driven Chief Treat Testing Officer to lead our rigorous, highly scientific (and slightly drooly) treat evaluation program. This top-dog role is responsible for sniffing out the best flavors, testing new treat recipes, and ensuring only the most tail-waggingly delicious snacks make it to our customers. Key Responsibilities: Conduct thorough taste tests with a panel of expert canine consultants. Provide honest, unfiltered feedback (tail wags, zoomies, or dramatic side-eyes). Oversee treat durability tests (a.k.a. “How many chomps until it’s gone?”). Evaluate treat crunch-to-chew ratio with precision. Report findings via excited barking, begging for more, or suspicious sniffing . Requirements: Must love dogs. Like, really love dogs. At least 3+ years experience in dog-petting and snack-dispensing . Ability to interpret canine feedback (e.g., “Is that a happy boof or a ‘this is mid’ boof?”). Comfortable with working in a fast-paced, fur-covered environment. Perks & Benefits: Unlimited treats (for research purposes, of course). A workplace full of good boys and girls . The ability to say you literally get paid to give dogs snacks . Apply today and help shape the future of dog snacking at DogPlanet!